Two British football hooligans walk into a bar in Ireland and decide
to have a competition as to whom can annoy the barman the most. So
the first thug goes up to the bar and says, 'Oi Mick, did you know St
Patrick was an Englishman!!!'
The Barman shrugs his shoulders, nods his head and continues to pour
the pint of Guiness he's serving.
The second thug says to his mate, 'I'll get him going this time, watch
this...' So the second thug goes up to the bar and says,
'Oi Mick, did you know St Patrick was a wanker!!'
The Irish Landlord looks him straight in the eye and says, 'I did. Didn't
yer mate just tell me?!'